Morally Questionable

"The world is a mess, and I just...need to rule it."

nihilistic-void:

last-on-your-lips:

poisonxxkiss:

monkeyelbow:

theprinceofsnark:

thecolorofroses:

You forgot some:

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Good god it got better.

I want to add This guys:

Lee Pace is pretty

Lee Pace is so pretty

Jude Law is still the prettiest. Fight me.

(Source: marksvetlakov, via losttoysintheattic)

isis-:

icanbeaunicornifiwant2:

sin-sational:

angwomon:

FUCK YOU BRIAN

I didn’t mean to have you

u b star and lot of tatoes then kill ur self wierdo

but the one who managed to get money out of it

(Source: comedycentral, via oopstheherseisempty)

squarecutorpearshape:

breatheinthefire:

squarecutorpearshape:

If The Phantom and Christine is your idea of a couple then we need to talk

Why

Because The Phantom manipulated a young girl into a mental and sexual hold under the guise of her dead father while killing several people in the process and almost killed the guy she was in love with honestly have you seen the show

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yourbrobrooke:

sockmonkeyrenegade:

nyxocity:

sungodphoebus:

i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST

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NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE

I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”

THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS

(via 13wyvern7)

An Edit a DayBenedict Cumberbatch ⚜ [131/?] ⚜ [x]

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“Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.”

—   Terry Pratchett, Going Postal (2004)

(Source: fuckyeahterrypratchett, via 13wyvern7)

(Source: sociedade-restrita)

The bold little boy with wild black hair and laughing eyes was a man grown now, one-and-twenty, and still he played his games.

(Source: renlybaratheon, via a-game-of-butts)

office-piano:

cupcake-kills:

Up: Busy aristocrat with much to do, stressful day so the hair is not exactly styled and kept neat and clean.Down: Vampire.

i love boys with long hair <3__<3

office-piano:

cupcake-kills:

Up: Busy aristocrat with much to do, stressful day so the hair is not exactly styled and kept neat and clean.

Down: Vampire.

i love boys with long hair <3__<3

(Source: veritow23, via fyeahhipsterboys)

(Source: voldermorte, via a-game-of-butts)

thedarkchocolatedandy:

WINTER IS COMING AND IT HAS FUCKING ABS!

(Source: cyberqueer, via a-game-of-butts)

Was it sexy filming the sexy cave scene?

(Source: catesby, via a-game-of-butts)